“As Eleanor Roosevelt once said to Betty Ford, Hillary Clinton is great.”

“I was dying earlier today. Then I died. Now I’m dead.”

“Granted, he is currently standing trial for counterfeiting Euros. But the trial’s going to be over soon, he’s definitely guilty.”

Parks was on fire last night.

Justin Gerald

Age: 28 Hometown: NYC Location: NYC Career: Education Undergrad: Princeton Grad: New School Likes: Cooking, Baseball, Socializing, Parks, Pop Culture, Feminism Loves: Traveling, Running, Lifting, Trivia, Teaching, Equality